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evilsupplyco:

Never seek permission to live a spooky life. It is your right, it is within your ability.

You are the cemetery gate keeper to the boneyard surrounding your heart.

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

gravityfalse:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

beetle98:

Remember today Edgar A. Poe on His 205th Birthday. The one and only great writer of the macabre. Born January 19, 1809.

beetle98:

Remember today Edgar A. Poe on His 205th Birthday. The one and only great writer of the macabre. Born January 19, 1809.

maroongardens:

Mine, please do not steal. 

maroongardens:

Mine, please do not steal. 

applespine:

thehiddentriforce:

yandere-dono:

thehiddentriforce:

itsspookytoremember:

You know what? I’m pretty smartimage

I should be on the…………..image

Honour Roll

Your Zuko costume’s pretty good, but your scar’s on the wrong side.

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Tumblr-user thehiddentriforce will forever carry dishonor with them.

For everyone who completely missed it, allow me to be less subtle:

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who’s the one carrying eternal dishonour now?

cosima-niehaus:

fulloffeels:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sixpenceee:

Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures

Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:

THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS: 

Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)

.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.

This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment. 

OUR FAT CELLS

We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones. 

In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down. 

Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth. 

WALKING ON TWO LEGS

So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.

One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.

The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method. 

BREATHING

We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.

OTHER DIFFERENCES

Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however. 

Okay anyway I hope you learned something. 

Here’s a source and where you can find more information: X

For more interesting posts like this, go here: X

So. Basically. We were FUCKING MERMAIDS. Damn.

I mainly want to believe this is correct so I can be descended from mermaids

Also! we’re pruny. we have a better grip on submerged objects when our fingertips are pruny. ah wow theories,

ravefromthegrave:

mangocianamarch:

creepyold-kit-hands:

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

#if i fits i sits

i need a cat friend *sobbing*

ravefromthegrave:

mangocianamarch:

creepyold-kit-hands:

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

#if i fits i sits

i need a cat friend *sobbing*

thepumpkinqueenn:

"Have I gone mad? I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” - Alice in Wonderland 

thepumpkinqueenn:

"Have I gone mad? I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” - Alice in Wonderland 

balz-probably-hates-you:

balz-probably-hates-you:

Chris Motionless and Devin Sola of Motionless In White announcing The Misfits at the 2014 APMA’s

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THEY JUST LOOK RLY HAPPY